Mine are
1. If you are strong you live... if your weak.. you die - Shishio (Rurouni Kenshin)
2. and on that day all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTs!!!!! - Roy Mustang (FMA)
3. I highly reccomend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impetant god, BUT WAIT theres always time to man up and kill yourself, THANK YOU LONDON WE LOVE YOU GOODNIIIIIGHT! - Jan/Yon Valentine (Hellsing)
4. I will... Never be a memory - Sephiroth (Final Fantasy Advent Children)
5. I would like to tell you that I am L - L (obviously haha) (Death Note)